..." The Bank Manager himself irritates people by writing to them immediatly they owe the bank balance. I advise you, if you had this trouble in the past, but are now in credit, to write to your own Bank Manager pointing out that he owes you money and would he please drop in and have a word with you about it"...
..."The banks themselves they are in the business of making money, so when they get hold of yours they make it as difficult as possible for you to get any of it back. To this end, they open just after you arrived at work and close two hours before you leave"...
..."And should you sacrifice your lunch hour to join the angry line in the street outside, don't blame the single cashier on duty for the slowliness of the service. After all the cleverer cashiers are out at lunch"...
..."The banks themselves they are in the business of making money, so when they get hold of yours they make it as difficult as possible for you to get any of it back. To this end, they open just after you arrived at work and close two hours before you leave"...
..."And should you sacrifice your lunch hour to join the angry line in the street outside, don't blame the single cashier on duty for the slowliness of the service. After all the cleverer cashiers are out at lunch"...
John Cleese (How to irritate people)
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Esta foi tirada dos "The Pythonic Verses", e é-me bastante querida por motivos profissionais:
"Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for yet"
Graham Chapman
E para os fãs "die-hard" dos Monty Python revelo aqui a piada mais letal do mundo (dos primeiros episódios do flying circus):
"Venn ist das nurnstuck git un Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
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